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Come share my life, please share my bed —

do something fanciful instead;

it’s said that life’s not poetry —

is solitude security?


I’ve extra space and a queen bed —

who wants to be the scrolling dead?

I like my job, though the pay’s low —

come split rent on this studio.

This neighborhood has lots of trees —

I’ll get another set of keys;

who wants to be alone these days? —

consider I cook shrimp entreés.

I’m at the age where life alone

seems worse than risking the unknown;

what if our outlays could subside —

we might have things we’ve been denied.


Come share my bed, there’s room for two —

come share my life, there’s space for you;

come see the place, it wouldn’t hurt —

it’s time to be an extrovert;

the floors are wood, the ceiling’s high —

Historic Downtown is nearby;

I’m good at back rubs, I don’t drink —

it’s cool if you say what you think.

Let’s not get hung up on your weight —

the AC we’ll negotiate;

I’m looking for my final mate

or split the rent, at any rate;

companionship, once in a while —

let’s both of us give it a trial.


So, Mary Shelley, if you’re there,

I’ve got a studio to share;

a universe, just made for two —

a bedroom where I will love you.



Text, narration & production © 2021 C. Kurtz.

Music: John Dowland, “Tarleton’s Resurrection.”

Originally published by Clinch Mountain Review 2021.